Deviation Actions
1 – Killua
2 – Gon
3 -- Pasche
4 -- Hisoka
5 -- Leorio
6 -- Kurapika
7 -- Illumi
8 -- Machi
9 -- Neferpitou
10 -- Biscuit
1.) Uh, oh. Looks like 8 has the Mary Sue/Gary Sue virus. Write what 3's reaction is when meeting 8.
Machi stood before Pasche with an impassive stare. The Spider was actually an angel/demon hybrid but had never revealed it anyone until she released her original form- where the child happened to have found her. This wasn't even considered possible because in their world demons and angel's didn't exist; they were merely a falsity of religion.
Pasche simply frowned and turned away from the woman, shaking his head and leaving without a word. He wasn't dealing with that shit, and it wasn't his problem. (How the fuck does one make a mary sue anyway?)
2.) 6 receives a package and it's Deus ex Machina. What will 6 do to 2 and 9 with the little gift?
Neferpitou stood beside Gon, his tail swaying lightly in interest to the situation. A bead of sweat ran down the child's skin, and he stepped forward to confront Kurapika who was now in the possession of the Deus ex Machina. He stared at it, eyes scarlet with heightened emotion.
"Kurapika!" Gon managed to wisp his attention to the Hunter. "Don't use it!"
"Why shouldn't I?" The Kurta asked, voice trembling with hate for whom he would use it on. "It's the perfect opportunity to get rid of them."
Before Gon could open his mouth, Neferpitou acted and slapped Kurapika on the back of the head hard enough he face-planted into the dirt and had the Deus ex Machina stolen away. The Chimera Ant smiled devilishly before destroying it within his own hands, leaving the other two baffled by his actions. Only he could possibly do that...
3.) 5 goes to a foreign school abroad, but it turns out that it's a L33t/text/chat/bad grammar school. After three years of "learning," have 5 having a conversation with 7.
Leorio had run into Illumi shortly after arriving home from his study abroad. However... their conversation isn't what one would expect after such a time. The Zoldyck had his cold, dead fish eyes wide with intrigue, secretly having a difficult time understanding his new found speech.
"LOL, BTW have u seen ur lil bro and Gon? those 2 r fking hARD to find like omg they nvr answer their fone. I s2g."
Perhaps Illumi should just kill him.
4.) Uh, oh. It looks like 1 has broken the 4th wall. What is 10's reaction to this?
"You morons! Just because I was crying in the last episode doesn't mean I always do, okay!?" The young Transmuter's flustered expression didn't go unseen by a particular blonde, but Biscuit had other things to worry about. Killua had just broken the sacred rule of story telling, and seemed completely fine with it.
She needed to do something quick. Running up behind Killua, the 'young girl' grabbed him by his collar and skilfully threw him into the air, out of the screenshot with a huff. When he came back down, then he was going to get a lecture. Kids these days. Sheesh.
5.) God has given his power to 4. Now, 4 is god mode. Describe a scene of how 2 and 9 ends 4's god mode.
Fuck.
Well, what do you do when a psychotic red-headed magician has the power of God? Run. Fucking run and hope that he doesn't catch you. Oh, but he can catch you. He can kill you and revive you, then do it over and over again until his desire is quenched. You're screwed. There's no running. Gon, Neferpitou, may Heaven be on your side.
That's all that can be said. There would be too much perversion and gore for me to write when there are young eyes on these words.
6.) 3 has created a device that causes time paradox. Shows us what has happened to 3.
Who knew the child had such intelligence to create it? The young boy now held a device in his hands capable of changing history, and that’s exactly what he would do now. There was no stopping him, nothing to make him hesitate. With the push of a button, Pasche landed himself hundreds of years before his time, where the post-founders of the Hunter Association were gathering for their meeting to finalise the making of the organization. Unfortunately things were going to change for them, and nothing would go to plan.
Pasche appeared in the middle of the room, eyes widening in realization the device worked. And that’s when the beating began. All of his anger came out and he knocked some sense into the founders. Thus, the Hunter Association never existed, and all was well for him in the future.
...Or was it?7.) 5 wakes up and not feeling him/herself. It looks like 5 is going to be out of character. Write a scene of where 1 meets 5.
Leorio awoke that morning, feeling slightly out of sorts. As the day proceeded, he merely ignored how he felt and instead went to see his friend Killua who was in the room next door to him. The child had been watching T.V. for a couple of hours now, and he thought it would be good for him to get some fresh air – or rather that’s what he would have thought if he were himself. Slamming the door open to Killua’s room, the Zoldyck raised a brow and sat up on the couch to turn his attention over to his visitor, Leorio.
“What are you doing, old man?” Killua inquired with slight irritation. He didn’t feel like being disturbed by him, but seemed slightly taken aback by the other’s…attitude.
“Killuaaa~” His tone sent shivers down the boy’s back. However Leorio felt as if it were all normal to him and continued, “I have a sudden urge to buy some chocolate! Want to go get some with me? My treat. Your gain, cutie~”
And then he winked. He…winked.
In the follow seconds, Killua jumped out the window without a care that he had no shoes on his feet and left.
This situation was terrible, and he felt as if the cells in his brain were slowly deteriorating because of it. Kurapika had been looking on the Hunter website for information, and came across a strange looking thread. Opening it up on another page, the blonde raised a brow when he noticed the strange…typing of a certain individual. Just to be nice, he decided to correct the person on something they said. However…that’s when it started, the argument between him and a ‘noob’.
‘LOL!!1! WTF u mAD? COME AT ME BITCH!11!1!,’was their response.
The Kurta’s eyes twitched and he sighed, ‘No. I merely pointed out a specific point in your information as incorrect. Taunting me with those words will not work.’
This only fuelled the noob however, ‘ORLY NOOB? HOW THE FK-‘
Kurapika didn’t have the patience to humour the stranger, and shook his head, logging off the hunter website and stepping away from the computer. He was smarter than that to deal with such a thing.9.) 1 has created a gender bender gun and uses it on 8. What is 8's reaction to the new body?
Killua marvelled at his device, a mischievous grin on his features as he hid around the corner, using Zetsu to conceal his overall presence. With the device in hand, he peered just slightly around to see the female only about ten feet away. That’s when he struck, coming out of hiding and holding the gun towards the Spider, Machi. He pulled the trigger and a spiralling current came from the barrel and hit Machi straight in the back. As a result, her eyes widened and mouth gaped at the strange sensation waving over her body, and he fell to the floor with a loud thud.
When she awoke, she found her body was altered… much different than it was before, and the Transmuter had disappeared. Her chest was now flat though with small pecks for that of a man, her body less curved than it was before, and…well. Everything else a male would have. She was now a he, and grit his teeth as he noticed a deep hiss escaping his lips. He’d definitely pay that kid back for surprising him like that. Oh how he was going to pay… and Machi would enjoy every moment that child begged for him to stop.
Maybe get Feitan to do it instead. He enjoyed it far more than he did.10.) Oh, no! 7's soul is being taken and 7 is the leading role of the play. Have 4 puppeteering 7.
Illumi had no control over his actions – and it bothered him greatly. How the magician had managed such a feat bewildered him, but he had no room to complain. Or rather, he couldn’t. It made him want to stab the clown for his stupid actions, but alas his body would not respond to his thoughts. All he managed was a small flick of his wrist, but nothing more. Hisoka had him like a puppet, as ironic as that information was.
One way or another however, he’d find his control. And for this insolence he would make sure the magician apologised in the future. For now, he could have his fun. During that time he would figure out the controls and take them into his hands.11.) 10 and 3 are in a middle of a fight when 10 comes across an item generation. What will 10 do and what is 3 reaction to this?
Biscuit was currently on the defensive with the young boy (it was only a sparring match), narrowing dodging a strike from his fist as it hit the ground and created a small crater where she previous stood. She landed on the gravel mere feet from him, and smiled with approval as Pasche stood up straight, cracking his knuckles and coming in for another blow to the girl. Instantly, Biscuit’s aura grew around her arms and she held them up in defence, blocking the multiple strikes from Pasche’s fists. Even with her aura, they were fierce, raw with immense power when encased in Nen. As she was forced back slightly, shoes skidding along the dirt, a sudden shield came within her grasp.
A bandaged fist beat against the solid steel of the object and he was forced back, eyes wide with surprise from the unexpected conjuration. But he didn’t question its appearance, and instead kicked at it with his legs. It still managed to push Biscuit back, though not as much. Once she found she was done with the shield, she jumped back a few feet and threw the safeguard at the boy, to which he dodge rolled to the side.
“Hm,” Biscuit hummed with thought out loud, noticing a small machine nearby. As she turned her head towards it, the machine spat out a large war hammer.
Oh, so that’s what it did… this was going to be fun.
WELL THAT WAS FUN!
It only took me like 2 hours to write all of this. @_@ Jesus why did I do it again-
It was totally worth it though. I had a lot of fun especially having Pasche fight against Biscuit. Though we all know he wouldn't win against her because she's a total badass.
Also...none of this was actually serious. It's all complete crack.
HxH stuff + Happy New Years
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